light up this son of a bitch

→ CONTACT: My plurk (trustmeimthe) is open for pps, or PMs work too!
→ FOURTH WALLING / CANON PUNCTURE: Canon puncture's fine; I'm really not comfy with fourth-walling though. If it's unavoidable, ask me.
→ BACKTAGGING: Hell yes!
→ THREADJACKING: Fuck yeah!
→ OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS: Sexual assault/abuse and rape are difficult subjects for me OOCly. Please PM me if you think they are going to come up.

→ PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Guy is in his mid-thirties, white, GINGER, very physically fit and frankly built like a tank. Comes in two varieties, Lantern Swag and Generic Dude Casual. His hair is not that stupid bowl cut anymore, thank God.
→ DEMEANOR: Walks, talks, and breathes alpha male, particularly around people he doesn't know. Guy is quick to start a fight and will be physically confrontational even if he's not aggressive - that is, take up as much space as possible, cross his arms a lot, judge you with his face, etc. He's loud, rude, brash, flirtatious to the point of being sexist, and a huge troll. In sum, basically this. For those who actually have his trust, he can be a little softer, but the alpha male douchebag thing is perpetual.
→ ABILITIES: Power ring. Also punching.
→ MEDICAL INFORMATION: Standard issue.
→ OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS: Messing with his people. Evildoing! People telling him what to do if what they're telling him to do is stupid. Anyone getting in his face. Cruelty to children.

→ PHYSICAL AFFECTION: Ladies. (Go for it. It may not go over well but go for it.)
→ MENTAL: PM me first, but broadly yes!
→ MIMICRY: Go for it! But PM me.
→ PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Absolutely, it's kind of unavoidable tbh.
→ PSYCHOLOGICAL VIOLENCE: Do it. PM me about the triggers I mentioned above or if it will have long-term effects, but otherwise let's go nuts.
→ MAGIC: PM me!
→ DEBATE: Go for it!
→ CHARACTER DEATH: PM me!